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* Judge Thompson was jailed after being found guilty of getting it off with a penis pump while he was presiding over cases in open court. Witnesses at his trial said that Thompson used the pump when cases were either really boring or really stimulating. And, yes, he is an American.

* A Darwin man has pleaded guilty to having sex at a petrol station and refusing to stop even when the police told him to. The Court heard that 29-year-old Spratt was seen sitting with a woman in a ute parked near the front door of an Adelaide River petrol station. The court heard the woman got out of the driver's seat and sat on his lap and he started to "passionately kiss her". The court heard the woman was making "loud moaning noises" and moving in a way that indicated the pair was having sex.

* A Mazda-driving Norwegian man was pulled over for having sex with his girlfriend while driving 100mph. It was reported that the car kept veering from one side of the road to the other because the screw-living-to-90 female was sitting on the man's lap as he attempted to drive Billy Joel-style.

* School principals usually don't have an edgy factor (my old principal had a serious comb over and whistled when he spoke). But one married principal decided that the school grounds would be the perfect place to have plenty of illicit sex. While he was savvy enough to get busy behind closed doors, he failed to remember that a security camera pointed directly at his desk.

* A couple of Brits caught getting busy on a beach in Dubai didn't get off with a cheeky wink when spotted by a cop. They were arrested after the policeman caught them expressing their love From Here to Eternity-style. Now they're facing up to six years in prison for violating the United Arab Emirates' brutal laws regarding moral conduct. When in Dubai guys!

* A horny Dutch couple decided that the hood of a cop car would be the perfect place to have carefree, and we hope, SAFE sex. The problem was, they overlooked the fact that two cops were still in the car. As they proceeded to defile the hood the cops got out of the car and kindly asked the couple to take their lovin' someplace else. Only in Holland would you get away with that.