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After 20 years of Sex in the dark, a wife finds out her husband always used a dildo on her. She said explain the dildo fool. He said explain the kids bitch!!!
It's National Good Looking Day! Send this to someone gorgeous. But dont send it back to me, I've been gettin this Fucking Message All Day!
Two queers living together, One wakes up and catches the other Wanking into a condom. "What are you doing" he asked. The other replied "packing your lunch." |
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What does David Beckham & |
What does David Beckham & a Diamond Ring have in common?
They both come in a Posh Box...
Started the New Alcohol Diet, its fcking great. I've lost 3 days in the first week...
Elton John goes into a Tattoo shop. I want a Rolls Royce tattooed on my cock. The tattooist says "Better make it a Land Cruiser, The amount of shit it goes thru."
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One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm.
The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist's appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."
The husband, rejected, turns over.
A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.
"Do you have a dentist's appointment tomorrow too?" |
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Couple at the marriage councillor, |
Couple at the marriage councillor, a bit distraught he asks 'Do you two have anything in common'? YIP replied the husband. 'Neither of us Sux Cock.
Guess What, I'm gonna go shares in a race horse, We'r calling it 'My face.' So when its winning, the girls can call 'Cum on my face,' 'Cum on my face.'
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