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Have your fantasies but beware of the possible consequences.

Getting Caught: It’s a bit of exhibitionist fun to do it in a public place. But unless that place is a sex party, you just don’t know who might catch you—your kids, your mum, or a total creepy pervert who might just whip it out and try to join in.

Blowjob At The Wheel:This is just plain stupid. Cars are sexy, blow jobs are sexy too, but in this case, two positives equal one great big hairy negative. many a couple have met a sad end on the road when the 'blowee' slams into a tree  or a post while his girlfriend was going down on him. Can you imagine the police having to explain that to your mum?

Stickin’ It To Your Man In the Courtroom: Who doesn’t love a good fight and the bonus make-up sex? But you should wait until you leave the courtroom before you rip each other’s clothes off. You're surrounded by people whos job it is to catch and punish people and not in a 'wink, wink, nudge, nudge', good way.

A Romp By The Railway Line Or In The Middle Of The Road: Sure, it looked sexy in “The Notebook,” but anything Ryan Gosling does is magical. If you need to risk your life to feel something, you’re doing it wrong. Aside from getting run over, trying to pull out and get out of the way fast sounds like a sad way to break dick.

Prison Sex: In theory, being bent over while holding onto bars seems hot, but in practice it's more like rape, often anal with no foreplay.

Workin’ It At The Office: The most glorious but also the fastest way to get yourself fired, especially if it’s not with your boss. If it is with your boss, well, then that can add a whole other level of screwed to your promotion chances. Worse yet, this is the water cooler fodder we all live for and it spreads like wildfire, the kinda wildfire that destroys your rep. Unfortunately, especially in this tight job market, you might have to switch careers.

Sex With A Gay: Yes, wouldn’t it be awesome if you were so sexy you could get someone gay to bat for the opposite team? It’s all fun and games until you’re naked and then realize no amount of alcohol will make them pick up on what you’re putting out there.

Rape/Kidnap Fantasy: The chances of this going wrong and not feeling as good as you’d hope are very high. One party is always going to get more out of it than the other and you know what happens next...Resentment.

Sex On The Beach: Just don't do it. Okay! A delicious thought, but as far as acting it out, you’re basically agreeing to rub your precious bits on sand paper. Sand just gets everywhere and you won’t get it or yourself off. Rug burn is nothin’ compared to nature’s #1 chafe maker.

Threesome: Oh boy, who doesn’t have this fantasy? But there are a couple downsides to consider before getting busy with a third: 1) your significant other might leave you for the other person and 2) they both might ignore you in the sack. Bugger.

Sex With A Model:Doing someone so hot you are awed by their beauty will only make you feel insecure, while sexy time should be all about being comfortable and relaxed. If you’re over-working it, desperately trying to impress them with your skills, what’s in it for you?