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It’s not easy to check out porn at work these days. If your company isn’t blocking adult websites from being accessed through their server, they’re monitoring each and every website you visit.

Companies know that their employees will try to look at porn, but they can’t control each and every thing you do during office hours. So how can you enjoy your “flesh fix” without paying for it with your job? Here are some tips.

Tip #1:
Say that you came across the site by “accident.”

Looking at porn at work can have some serious consequences. One study found that 1 out of every 4 companies has fired an employee for “inappropriate web use.”

But knowing that they could get caught hasn’t prevented employees from trying. At least 1 in 5 men admit to having looked at porn at work, and about 1 out of every 5 visitors to adult sites originates from an office.

But considering that 12% of all websites are pornographic – that’s 4.2 million, if you’re counting – it would be easy to stumble upon an adult site without realizing it. In fact, 75% of us have “accidentally” come across an adult website during office hours.

So, if you get caught red-handed, try to explain what you were searching for that led to this image of busty blondes in a lesbian clinch:

“I was searching for a new supplier and look at what came up. Can you believe this? I was so shocked I couldn’t click away. I feel victimized. Why doesn’t our company block sites like this from our servers?”

Not that we would ever condone lying to your boss, of course.

Tip #2:
Go wireless.

If you’re looking at porn on an office desktop computer, you’re asking to get sacked. More than 2 in 3 of all business dismissals have something to do with employee internet usage – specifically, viewing inappropriate websites during work hours.

Why take the risk, when there are so many other ways to enjoy porn? Blackberries, iPhones, laptops, and other mobile devices make it easy to download porn wirelessly onto your own private device. When it’s not company property, you have less chance of getting into serious hot water.

Tip #3:
Enjoy non-porn.

There are loads of hot images online that your boss can’t fire you for enjoying. For example, BoobsAndExplosions.org has got to be one of the most pleasurable break-time diversions.

But our favorite non-porn has got to be XXXX Galumpia Adult. Apparently their first host closed down the site for adult content, despite having absolutely no pornographic images whatsoever.

This “spoof porn site” has been entertaining tens of millions of office drones since 2005. Although it gets old fast, it’s a great way of enjoying a glimpse of flesh without the employer fall-out. Check it out here for some seriously juicy thumbnails of housewives, oral, oriental, and more.