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Ever dreamed of working for Kink.com? The San Francisco-based company hosts one of the biggest fetish sites on the web, covering everything imaginable: water bondage, fucking machines, sexual wrestling, transsexuals, slave training, and more.

Kink.com has been around for over a decade, so it’s certainly no flash-in-the-pan. Over the past thirteen years, it has continually expanded, and it currently employs over 100 staff members, bound and determined to make the “most ethical and authentic kinky adult entertainment.”

Best of all, it’s now hiring!

Before we tell you what the job is, let’s review what sort of corporate values you can expect at Kink.com.

According to their website:

• “We uphold a safe, sane and consensual environment where models come first."
• "We expect employees to give honest, direct feedback."
• "We foster an environment which promotes innovation and creativity."
• "We are proud of who we are, what we do, and how we do it."
• "We encourage people to explore their kink and feel no shame."

As an employer, Kink.com provides its employees with full benefits and training, and, thanks to its policy of equal opportunity, 40% of its staff are female.

Brilliant! Where can we sign up?

Wait a second – let’s look at the job description first.

“Temporary Stage Custodian.”

What’s that?

Well, according to the job listing on Craigslist, the job is cleaning up sets and putting props away.

Which sounds all well and good, until you remember that these are porn shoots.

Under “Essential Job Requirements,” the job listing asks that all applicants are:

“Comfortable and willing to possibly clean up human fluids from shoots as well as dildos and props from shoots.”

Hmm, maybe not.

NBCBayArea.com reckons that this could qualify for the “world’s worst job.”

For more job opportunities at Kink.com that don’t involved dirtying your hands with “human fluids,” check out their Jobs page online.