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But, as always, porn is ahead of the curve. BadGirls in 3D, a California-based company, is already selling a 3D home theater pack, including a 60” high definition 3D television, two pairs of 3D glasses, and a black box to stream live porn off the internet straight to your TV.
But 3D porn is the wave of the future – and we don’t mean CGI girls, either. Type “3D porn” into any search engine, and you’ll get a wave of computer-generated babes. For example, 3D Slut offers a virtual porn environment, where you can pick a model, modify her looks, select a scene, and guide the action. But can a 3D model ever be half as interesting as a real woman? For example, imagine taking “Interactive Sex with Tori Black” and turning it into a full 3D experience. That would be a winner. Pundits are already predicting an Avatar spoof (“Avatass”? “Analtar”?), with or without the 3D experience. Still, despite the hullabaloo, the notion of 3D porn still doesn’t excite us as much as the notion of interactive porn. We think RealTouch is still the ultimate horizon in porn: a “robopussy” linked to video on demand, so that you can feel exactly what you’re seeing on the screen. Plus, RealTouch features over a hundred girls, including well-known stars like Sasha Grey, Jenna Haze, and Bree Olson. Certainly beats BadGirls hands down! So don’t go wasting US$3999 on a 3D home theater just yet. After all, you’ll want to save your money for one of those Samsung or Sony 3D televisions hitting the market in mid-2010. To be able to watch porn AND sports in 3D? Priceless.
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If you’ve been hitting the movie theater for the full 3D experience, then you’ll be glad to know that 3D television sets are primed to hit the market at some point in the next year, aimed to coincide with the World Cup.
You might be justifiable cautious about spending US$3999 on a television that only streams BadGirls content – featuring just a handful of European girls – and continues to cost you US$19.95/month for online access.