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Before December of last year, no one fantasized about blue alien sex.  (Aside from, say, hentai aficionados.)

But now everyone wants to know how the Na’vi do it.  Is alien sex like human sex?  Do they use those tendrils at the end of their ponytails?

James Cameron promises that all will be revealed in the DVD release of Avatar, but, until then, here’s a crash course in blue alien sex.

Na’vi Sex According to Cameron

The original Avatar included a steamy sex scene of Jake Sully and Ney'tiri “mating,” but it was pulled from the movie to maintain its PG-13 rating.

Zoe Saldana, who played Ney'tiri, explains Na’vi sex:

“If you sync to your banshee and you're syncing to a tree, why not sync into a person? I almost feel like you'll have the most amazing orgasm, I guess.”

Although the scene will remain under wraps until the DVD release, the original script of the movie explains what goes on.  Check it out at Gawker.

Na’vi Sex According to Saturday Night Live

Although SNL’s version of Na’vi sex may not have you hot and horny, it will certainly have you laughing your pants off.

» Watch it here.

Na’vi Sex According to Fans

Then there’s all the fan vids.  They’ll either make you laugh, cry, or just annoy you.

» Watch “Hot Na’vi Sex” in fullscreen mode

» Watch “How Do Avatars Have Sex?”

Na’vi Sex According to Hustler

Of all the permutations of Na’vi sex, you can bet that Hustler’s will be the most explicit.  “This Ain’t Avatar XXX” is slated to be the most expensive film Hustler has ever made, and for good reason.  Hustler, like Cameron, is doing it in 3D.

The creative director of Hustler Video, Drew Rosenfeld, explains:

“For such an impressive title, we want to do this right, with the ultimate balance of cinematography and 3-D technology. You’ll be blown away.”

Hustler has already gone where no man has gone before, with its 2009 release of “This Ain't Star Trek XXX.”  (Watch the trailer here.)

Look for the ultimate in 3D Avatar porn sometime around July 2010.