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Tiger really ought to learn to keep it in his pants if this latest story to break has any truth in it. This time it’s not the alligators biting in Florida, it’s Devon James, hooker, porn star and apparently recently admitted to rehab.

The laser beam has been around in medical science for sometime now but never before has it been used to grow boobs. Yip, Boobs! Apparently it encourages the production of oestrogen, which is the hormone that determines the size, shape, and fullness of natural breast tissue. So if you were a bit light on oestrogen in puberty chances are you’re a bit light in the boob department also.

Thirty-three year old James Jones of Castleview, Edinburgh, had denied the charge at the city's Sheriff Court after it was alleged that he had his penis visibly exposed to the public and attempted to weigh it on scales used for food. Shop assistant Melanie Guglielmino, 31, told Sheriff Neil Mackinnon that she had been "really shocked" when she came to the fruit and veg section and saw two men standing at the scales. Jones, she said, told her: "We are just having our privates weighed".

A man ripped his friend’s testicles off in a drunken rage when his victim failed to respond to his fondling. Hans O. (45) appeared in room 117 of Dusseldorf district court with the public prosecutor accusing the 120-kg man of committing sexual abuse and grievous bodily harm. Hans and his buddy Alexander J. met in the afternoon in the centre of Neuss, a town near Dusseldorf. They drank beer late into the night. Hans O. got completely drunk, and then suddenly overwhelmingly horny. He unbuttoned the trousers of his friend who was sleeping on the couch, and messed around with his genitals.

Normally, we pay just as much attention to breast enhancement creams and pills as we pay to penis enlargement ads: none whatsoever.

The fact is: a guy can’t permanently change the size of his penis without medical intervention.

And a gal can’t permanently change the size of her breasts without plastic surgery or packing on the pounds.

But one thing no one will deny is that a woman’s breasts can temporarily get larger as a result of pregnancy and nursing.

And that’s exactly what Dr. Hideto Tomabechi is counting on, with the invention of a ringtone that promises to enlarge a woman’s breasts in just 10 days of repeated listening.