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If you start banging porn stars, you shouldn’t be surprised if you end up in a porn movie.

Tiger Woods should have considered the consequences when he started messing around with high-end courtesans, including porn stars Holly Sampson and Joslyn James.

Now, the top adult studios are racing to be the first to release “Tiger porn,” and you won’t believe what’s coming soon to your television screen.

Contender #1: Vivid Entertainment

Porn company Vivid Entertainment has offered a million dollar contract to any one of Tiger’s lovers willing to show off her Tiger-taming skills for the camera. (Read the specifics of the contract here.)

Steven Hirsch, Vivid's founder and co-chairman, explains that his company’s motives are as altruistic as they are financial:

“If a woman has already made the decision to step forth and talk to the media about her actual relationship with Tiger, she could do well by working with us, as we can help her tell her story in an unvarnished and honest way."

This isn’t the first time a porn company has offered a contract to help an overnight “star” build on her fifteen minutes in the spotlight.

They’ve offered million-dollar porn contracts to the former Miss California USA Carrie Prejean, virginal singing sensation Susan Boyle, and “Octomom” Nadya Suleman.

As of yet, no one has taken Vivid up on its offer.

Contender #2: Playgirl

Playgirl hopes to titillate its female audience by featuring nude pictures of Tiger Woods.

No, Tiger hasn’t gone down the primrose path recently walked by Bristol Palin’s ex-boyfriend Levi Johnson by shedding his clothes for the mag.

Rather, the magazine is in talks with a third party to purchase “lewd photos” of the golfing legend.

In anticipation of any such revelation, Tiger’s lawyers in Britain have blocked the publication of “any photographs, footage or images taken or obtained of the Claimant naked or any naked parts of the Claimant's body or of him involved in any sexual activity.”

However, his lawyers make sure to clarify that the injunction does NOT constitute an admission that such images exist.

Given that Tiger has been known to ask his mistresses for rude photos, it’s not inconceivable that he would have sent some himself. We’ll believe the evidence when we see it, though.

Contender #3: Adam & Eve Pictures – Winner

Whether or not the world gets to see Tiger or one of his mistresses naked, one thing is for certain: we’ll definitely get to enjoy an “artistic reenactment” of Tiger’s affairs.

In approximately eight weeks, Adam & Eve Pictures will release “Tiger’s Wood,” a porn parody.

Executive producer Meredith Christopher explains:

“This really is a story that has captured America’s attention. We’re excited to bring it to the public in such a short amount of time… and we may have another release depending on what happens in the near future.”

The script has been written, the parts cast, and filming will begin shortly.

Tyler Knight stars as “Tiger,” while Kayden Kross will play his wife.

The film will be directed by David Lord, who helped with casting. He adds:

“Tyler Knight is the only actor who could play this part. I thought of him immediately when we were writing the script. Once Tyler signed on, everything immediately fell into place.”

Find out what Tyler has to say about his dream role in his blog.

One thing’s for certain: although Tiger Woods may be regretting every minute he spent out of the marital bed, he’s been a great inspiration to the porn industry. Go get 'em, Tiger!