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Normally, we pay just as much attention to breast enhancement creams and pills as we pay to penis enlargement ads: none whatsoever.

The fact is: a guy can’t permanently change the size of his penis without medical intervention.

And a gal can’t permanently change the size of her breasts without plastic surgery or packing on the pounds.

But one thing no one will deny is that a woman’s breasts can temporarily get larger as a result of pregnancy and nursing.

And that’s exactly what Dr. Hideto Tomabechi is counting on, with the invention of a ringtone that promises to enlarge a woman’s breasts in just 10 days of repeated listening.

Subliminal Messages in Ring Tones

Tokyo-based cognitive scientist and rock musician Dr. Tomabechi has conducted 15 years of research into how sound can affect memory and emotion.

He was even hired by Japanese police to de-program brainwashed members of a cult, using nothing but sound.

He believes that sound can affect the mind and body profoundly, and he’s developed a ringtone to prove it.

If a woman listens to his “Rock Melon” ringtone twenty times a day for 10 days, Dr. Tomabechi claims, her breast size will go up by two or more centimeters.

Dr. Tomabechi explains that the ringtone works because embedded in it is the sound of crying baby.  (We hate to be skeptical, but, if listening to the sound of a crying baby enlarged a woman’s breasts, wouldn’t nurses in the maternity ward of a hospital have massive boobs?)

Have a listen yourself.  We’re not sure if anyone could stand listening to this twenty times a day.

Next, Dr. Tomabechi is applying his subliminal sound technology to ringtones that will make people fall in love at first sight, improve memory, and stimulate hair growth.

And, if this all sounds like one massive hoax, check out this feature on Dr. Tomabechi’s invention on the Discovery Channel.