| What Women Really Think of Dicks |
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Yeah, we wondered that, too. Don’t straight women like looking at pictures of naked guys? Sure, there’s the token shirtless male in Cosmopolitan magazine, and SOMEBODY must be buying Playgirl magazine (though they haven’t published an issue since early this year). But you’d think that the penis was becoming an endangered species, squashed by an onslaught of bouncing boobs. That’s why we’re so grateful to Joanna Angel and her posse of horny twenty-somethings. A slew of new print magazines are hitting the stands, showcasing the glory of the heterosexual male – for chicks’ eyes only. Among them are Burning Angel Magazine, Jacques, Ligerbeat, and Filament. They’re not cheap, but they finally prove what we’ve been wondering all along: chicks actually do like looking at dicks. If you jump on over to Vice magazine, the creators of women’s porn magazine Ligerbeat reveal their favorite dicks: what makes a dick fuck-worthy, what they do in bed, and their dickosophy. Among our favorite quotes: “Good dick should be like a good salad. It should fill you up and leave you feeling light and refreshed, ready to tackle your day.” “I like motivated dicks that don't bullshit, know exactly what they want and take it.” “If you get a girl in bed and she immediately falls asleep, your dick is fucking little, son.” “Staring into the eye of the dick too long is like staring at the sun.” Read more from the “ladies who love the d” at the Ligerbeat blog (and don’t miss their “fuck buddies” for hot erotic reading). Another hopeful sign is the website Erotica Cover Watch, a protest by two erotica writers about the monopoly on erotica covers by female images. They want to see guys on the cover of women’s erotica, damnit! “Only men are allowed to look at men with pure lust? Women are only allowed to enjoy hot men when love enters the equation? Men can be sex symbols, too.” There you have it: guys can be sex symbols, too. Here’s to women’s porn!
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Have you ever wondered why women’s magazines are full of women … and men’s magazines are full of women … and the only place you see a naked guy is the cover of gay porn?