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There is now a medical reason to look at porn. If a report published in the New England Journal of Medicine is to be believed, “Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier.” At least, that’s the claim made by gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby. She adds: “Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation…. Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of a well-endowed female is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out.” So are doctors going to start prescribing Playboy? Sadly, no. The report is, in fact, too good to be true. The study purportedly followed 200 male outpatients from three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany. Half the subjects were asked to look at women’s breasts for a few minutes every day. After five years, the oglers exhibited “lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and fewer instances of coronary artery disease” than the control group. But, according to David Emery of About.com’s Urban Legends Blog, no such study was ever published in a peer-reviewed medical journal. He reckons that the report and its author, Dr. Karen Weatherby, are pure fabrications that probably originated back in early 2000 at the Weekly World News. Some aspects of the study have their basis in fact. It is true that “sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation.” But could ten minutes of feeling horny achieve the same as a 30-minute aerobic workout? I think you know the answer to that. The truth is that ten minutes of vigorous sex a day is a better method to achieve the purported benefits of leering. But if you still think you need your daily breast fix, check out the world’s biggest breasts here.
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