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Ever since “Lars and the Real Girl” hit cinemas in 2007, sex dolls have been a mainstream subject of parody. Despite the attempts of some journalists to humanize the topic (British TV documentary “Guys and Dolls,” HBO’s “Real Sex”), sex dolls are inevitably categorized as gag gifts or the refuge of sad and lonely bachelors.

But are sex dolls actually the ultimate masturbatory experience?

Imagine a woman who can’t talk back, who is willing and eager to perform any act, no matter how depraved. Better yet, you don’t have to spend a fortune on dinner or promise her a wedding ring just to get her into bed. And if you’ve got several thousand dollars to spare, she can be everything you ever dreamed of in a girl, right down to the color of her pubic hair.

So what should you know before you buy a sex doll? Here’s what we’ve found out.

Sex Dolls are Mainstream

The creation of the ultimate woman for sexual purposes has been a theme in popular culture for eons. Anyone remember that 1985 movie “Weird Science,” in which two geeks create the ultimate dream girl “Lisa” with their hacking skills and the help of an electrical storm? Heck, even the Greeks understood sex dolls, with Pygmalion falling for his ivory sculpture Galatea thousands of years ago. (And they even make sex dolls for dogs. Think I’m joking? Read this.)

So if you can get past the embarrassment of wanting to try a sex doll, the even bigger question is…

Can you get turned on by a doll?

To find out, check out RealDollSex.com. You’ll see real people having sex with RealDolls (the Mercedes of sex dolls), and your response will tell you if you’re a prospective doll owner. You should also be able to find plenty of RealDoll porn by searching any Tube site worth its name.

Some doll owners (also called iDollators) are so enamored of their beloveds that they create websites to give their toy a “voice.” If you’ve got the stomach for it, check out CharlieJoanne.com to see what we mean.

Still feeling interested? Read on to find out what you need to know before you part with your hard-earned cash.

You Get What You Pay For

If you want a realistic sexual experience, don’t waste your money on blow-up dolls. They’re great for gag gifts, but they look and feel nothing like the real thing. Plus, they’re easy to pop and don’t take a hard pounding.

You should expect to pay at least several hundred dollars for a decent latex doll. Latex dolls are heavier and have molded features that simulate real porn stars like Chasey Lain, Jenna Jameson, and Lauren Taylor. Some include vibrating orifices or water-filled cavities for a more explosive experience.

The best part about these dolls is that they’re more solidly constructed and will last for the long haul. The worst part is that they’re non-customizable, difficult to position, and you have to have a great imagination to believe they’re real.

Check out our online store for a range of sex dolls starting from $22.49 and going up all the way to $617.21. For a short time only, our Jenna Jameson Extreme Doll is $28 off, so make sure to check her out.

But for those guys who want the ultimate experience, there’s only one name: RealDoll.

These US$5500 creations are the ultimate in realism, featuring silicone bodies with a skeleton that allows them to be positioned in the perfect place, and weigh about 30 kilos. You can customize everything, from the cut and style of your doll’s hair to the color of her eyeliner.

Check out the Gallery on the RealDoll website for proof that you don’t need to be flesh and blood to be pretty darn sexy.