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Most of us think of Amazon.com as a place to buy books.  Who ever knew that it was THE place to buy sex enhancers?

Not only does Amazon stock bondage and fetish gear, sex furniture, aphrodisiacs and sex games, but it also stocks a one-of-a-kind product that we’ve never heard of before:

Comfortably Numb Deep Throat Spray.

The spray, which comes in spearmint, cinnamon, and mint chocolate flavors, supposedly desensitizes a woman’s throat, allowing her to “give head” more comfortably.

The company that makes the spray, Pipedream Products, also makes a Head Job Oral Sex Lotion to rub on his manly bits to make them tastier for her.  Flavors include watermelon, cinnamon, mint, strawberry and passionfruit.

But let’s not discriminate here.  Sure, there are tons of products to make HER oral sex experience more pleasurable, but what about HIS?

Enter the Lick-a-pussy gel in strawberry.

The company that makes the gel, TLC, also makes sachets of flavored lube for him or for her.

Although flavored lubes, condoms, and lotions seem to be everywhere, we can’t help but wonder whether they’re missing the point.

After all, part of the fun of sex is the taste and smell of sex.  Why cover that up with a sickly-sweet smelling lube or lotion?