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That’s why Dr. Eric Ryland Horner has decided to help out first-timers everywhere with his First Timer’s Kit: The Safe, Effective Way to Lose Your Virginity. This kit contains everything a virgin needs to know to “stop masturbating, and start living!” In addition to Dr. Horner’s “comprehensive textbook,” How to Lose Your Virginity, the kit includes study cards to memorize the ten most popular sexual positions, as well as a “Certificate of Copulation” to be framed and hung on the wall once the Act has been achieved. It’s the perfect gag gift for 40-year-old virgins and college students alike, while also offering instruction on that most difficult moment in any young man’s life: how to find his way around the female organs, and what to do the morning after. Get the First Timer’s Kit now at Quirkbooks.com.
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It can be hard to lose your virginity. I mean, there’s all the complicated mechanics of the act – how to get into position, how to hold on long enough for the big O … heck, even where to find a place to do it – let alone the task of trying to convince someone to do it with you in the first place.