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Ever wondered what it would be like to have sex with a vampire? Now you can!

For guys, there’s Fleshlight’s Succu Dry, billed as “the world’s first vampire inspired sex toy for men.”

For gals, there’s Tantus’ The Vamp, an icy cold, deathly pale dildo “for that authentic experience.”

Thanks to “Twilight” and its sequel, “New Moon,” everyone’s raving about vampires. Stars are even getting in on the craze, with Lindsay Lohan tweeting a picture of herself wearing fake vampire fangs in homage to her favorite television bloodsuckers on “True Blood.”

And, as regular readers already know, the porn industry has even jumped on the bandwagon, showing Edward and Bella getting up to dirty deeds.

But until now, no one has ever been able to FEEL what it would be like to have sex with a vampire.

Vampire Sex for Guys

The Fleshlight is already one of the most popular, enduring sex toys for men. Billed as “sex in a can,” the masturbatory sleeve mimics the feel and tightness of a real vagina. Add some lube for wetness, and you’ll wonder how you ever got along without it!

But if your fantasy is to fuck a vampire, then you need something with teeth. And that’s where the Succu Dry delivers.

Debuting for Halloween, the Succu Dry boasts a “vampire mouth opening” and an “undead pale sleeve” that promises to “suck you dry.”

For an even more realistic experience, get “The Fang,” a version of the Succu Dry which has dozens of “tiny fangs” inside the textured sleeve.

Check out Fleshlight for more details.

Vampire Sex for Girls

For those women out there who dream of getting it on with Edward Cullen, Tantus has created a realistic dildo that is cold, hard, pale, and – get this – sparkles in the sun.

Nicknamed “The Vamp,” this sparkly dildo is made to “our Sire’s design.” Just throw it in the fridge, and it will retain its icy cool temperature for a realistic undead experience.

And with its “deathly pale flesh tone reminiscent of the moon’s soft glow,” gals can imagine that they’re making it with their favorite vampire, whether that’s Edward, Jacob, Bill, or Jason.

Get it exclusively online at Tantus.